Tie-dye along the Highway

Who ever made the little people who design neckties the arbiters of good fashion sense? I don't care, they're Heroes to me. As a guy, I know that I'm fine if my tie pulls together seemingly mismatched clothes. Good thing I have such faith in these ties. I mean, what do you do if something doesn't work and people snicker at you? Burn the tie? Thank God something in life is simple to do. Now, if I could get all dress shirts to iron themselves...